Ricky Gervais Will Know Science Failed Him If He Ever Meets The Devil
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Ricky Gervais Will Know Science Failed Him If He Ever Meets The Devil


>>Stephen: PLEASE WELCOME RICKY
GERVAIS. ♪ ♪ ♪
( APPLAUSE )>>HELLO.>>Stephen: HELLO.>>HI.>>Stephen: PEOPLE ARE VERY
EXCITED TO SEE YOU. YOU GOT A STANDING OVATION. NOT EVERYBODY GETS THAT
>>I’M VERY EXCITED TO SEE THEM.>>Stephen: THANK YOU FOR THE
ARM YANK OVER THERE. DOES THAT NOT TELL YOU
EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT DONALD TRUMP?>>OOOH! ( LAUGHTER )
I WASN’T POLITICAL TILL ABOUT SIX MONTHS AGO. I WASN’T INTERESTED IN POLITICS. BUT NOW I’M JUST FASCINATED. LET’S NOT TALK ABOUT HIM THOUGH.>>Stephen: THAT’S FINE. LET’S TALK ABOUT YOU. YOU’RE MORE INTERESTING.>>I’M NOT. THAT’S THE– IT’S JUST–
( LAUGHTER ) HE IS FASCINATING– WELL, HE’S
GOT MORE IN COMMON WITH DAVID BRENT THAN SOMEONE LIKE J.F.K. DAVID BRENT WANTS TO BE FAMOUS
AND LOVED AND HE’D DO ANYTHING– DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?>>Stephen: HE SEEMS VERY
FRAGILE.>>BUT DAVID BRENT IS SORT OF
LIKE AN OLD– THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN “THE OFFICE” AND THIS
MOVIE, IS THE WORLD HAS CHANGED IN 15 YEARS. IT’S MUCH HARSHER, AND SO BACK
THEN, DAVID BRENT SEEMED LEAK A BIT OF AN IDEA AND HE WAS LIKE A
NARCISSIST. IT WAS ON A REALITY SHOW. BUT BY TODAY’S STANDARDS, HE’S
NOT THAT BAD BECAUSE THERE’S A NEW– DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? THERE’S A NEW FAME, THERE’S A
NEW– PEOPLE DO ANYTHING TO BE FAMOUS. THEY WOULD DO ANYTHING TO BE
FAMOUS. AND WE’VE HAD THINGS LIKE “THE
APPRENTICE” WHERE PEOPLE GET ON IT BY SAYING, “I WOULD DESTROY
ANYONE WHO STANDS IN MY WAY.” THERE IS A NEW SORT OF ALPHA MAN
OUT THERE. IT’S QUITE SAD.>>Stephen: DAVID BRENT IS AN
ALPHA MALE?>>NO, HE’S NOT.>>Stephen: HE WANTS TO SEEM
LIKE AN ALPHA MALE.>>HE SEEMS A BIT HELPLESS
BECAUSE HE’S 55 DISPP NOW HE’S A TAMPON REP, AND HE WANTS TO BE A
ROCK STAR LIKE EVERYONE DOES, AND HE’S HEMORRHAGING CASH AND
HE PUTS A BAND TOGETHER AND HE GOES ON THE ROAD. AND IT’S REALLY TRAGIC. BUT HE JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED,
DEEP DOWN, JUST LIKE DONALD TRUMP. ( LAUGHTER ).>>Stephen:, YOU KNOW, I THINK
SO, TOO. I THINK THAT’S WHY HE’S YANKING
MERRICK GARLAND INTO THE PHOTO, STAND NEXT TO ME.>>HE GOES ON TWITTER AND SAYS
THINGS LIKE, “EVERYONE LOVES ME. I WAS THE BEST.” HE’S LIKE A 10-YEAR-OLD. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?>>Stephen: YEAH, YEAH.>>IT’S CRAZY.>>Stephen: THE 10-YEAR-OLD
WITH THE LAUNCH CODES.>>THAT’S THE WORRYING THING,
ISN’T IT? HE HAS GOT THOSE, HASN’T HE? MAYBE THEY’VE GIVEN HIM FAKE
ONES. ( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE )( CHEERS )
THEY MUST HAVE.
>>Stephen: JUST A BIG– THEY
JUST– JUST A BIG SHINY RED BUTTON THAT’S ATTACHED TO
NOTHING.>>THERE’S TWO. THERE’S A SHINY RED BUTTON AND
THERE’S A BLUE BOTON, AND ONE’S FOR PIZZA LIKE THAT AND THE
OTHER ONE DOESN’T REALLY WORK.>>Stephen: SPEAK OF PEOPLE–
>>YOU JUST BLEW UP CHINA, MR. TRUMP. “GOOD, GOOD.” AND HE THINKS HE’S DOING ALL
THIS STUFF BUT HE ISN’T REALLY. THAT WOULD BE GOOD.>>Stephen: THAT WOULD BE
NICE. THAT WOULD BE NICE. IT’S NOT TRUE, BUT IT WOULD BE
NICE. NOW, SPEAKING OF PEOPLE WHO WANT
TO BE ROCK STARS, SOME PEOPLE OUT THERE MAY ALREADY KNOW
THIS– MAY I SHOW THIS?>>SURE.>>Stephen: THIS IS A PICTURE
OF YOU– HOW LONG AGO? 1983. OKAY. ( WHISTLE )
THIS IS YOU AND A GUY NAMED BILL McCRAE IN A BAND CALLED SHAWNA
DANCING. IT WAS AN ACTUAL BAND.>>IT WAS AN ACTUAL BAND.>>Stephen: DID YOU HAVE A
HIT?>>NO, NEARLY. IT WAS NOON 83– I’M A FINE OLD
ROCK STAR. THANKS FOR BRINGING IT UP. BUT IT’S 30 YEARS AGO. THIS THING ONLY COMES OUT NOW
BECAUSE I’M FAMOUS FOR SOMETHING ELSE. AND THEY BRING IT OUT AND GO,
“LOOK AT YOU.” PEOPLE THINK I’M EMBARRASSED
ABOUT HOW I LOOKED THEN. I AM EXWARLSED HOW I LOOK NOW.>>Stephen: I DIDN’T BRING
TOUT TO EMBARRASS YOU. THIS STH WHO DAVID BRENT THINKS
HE IS?>>DAVID BRENT– NO, WE DIDN’T
MAKE IT. WE RELEASE AID FEW SINGERS AND
THEN A GOT AN A NORMAL JOB IN AN OFFICE FOR 10 YEARS WHICH IS
WHAT “THE OFFICE” IS BASED ON. YOU USE ALL EXPERIENCES, GOOD
AND BAD PICHES AID FAIL MUSICIAN, SO I FUSED THE TWO. THERE WERE THINGS THAT HAPPENED
IN THE FILM THAT HAPPENED TO ME. I REMEMBER IN 1985, WE DID A
GIG, AND WE DID THE SOUND CHECK, AND THE GUY SAID, “YOU MIGHT AS
WELL STAY UP THERE, BECAUSE YOU’RE ON NOW.” AND I SAID, “WHEN ARE THEY
OPENING THE DOORS TO LET PEOPLE IN?”
THEY SAID, “THEY’RE OPEN. NO ONE’S COME THROUGH TO SEE
YOU.” I SAID, “OH, LET’S TREAT IT LIKE
A FREE REHEARSAL.” AND WE JUST PLAYED 10 SONGS TO
NO ONE. IT WAS ANSWER ZEN. BUT YOU TAKE THOSE WITH YOU. AND IN THE FILM, OBVIOUSLY,
DAVID BRENT, HE’S HIRED THESE VENUES AND HE’S TRYING TO GET
PEOPLE TO COME BUT IT’S QUITE SAD THIS FILM. BUT IT’S FUNNY. IT’S REALLY FUN NEA TRAGIC WAY.>>Stephen: IT’S COMPLETELY
FUNNY.>>THERE’S NOTHING FUNNIER THAN
MIDDLE-AGED MEN TRYING TO BE COOL. I JUST SAW YOU DANGS AND IT
WAS– HONESTLY.>>Stephen: I WAS TRYING MY
HARDEST. I WAS TRYING MY HARDEST.>>YOU DREAMED OF BEING A
DANCER, DON’T YOU.>>Stephen: A LITTLE BIT.>>IT LOOKS LIKE ONE OF THE
MUPPETS HAVING A GO.>>Stephen: IF ONLY, IF ONLY I
COULD HAVE SOMEONE’S HAND UP MY ASS MAKING ME DO THAT. ( LAUGHTER ).>>TONIGHT, STEPHEN. ( LAUGHTER )
YOUR DREAM HAS COME TRUE. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>>Stephen: SPEAK OF– SPEAKING OF WHICH, THIS IS KIND
OF LIKE IT, YOU– YOU DO MANAGE TO GET PEOPLE UPSET AT YOU,
SOMETIMES. YOU SAID THERE WAS NO SOCIAL
MEDIA WHEN DAVID BRENT WAS AROUND THE FIRST TIME.>>YEAH.>>Stephen: BUT YOU GO ON
SOCIAL MEDIA OR AT LEAST GET ATTACKED ON SOCIAL MEDIA
SOMETIMES. WE HEARD ABOUT THIS. WE ASKED YOU TO– MAY I SHOW
THIS?>>YEAH. BECAUSE– CAN I READ IT? CAN I INTERESTED FIRST?>>Stephen: WHAT IS THE STORY
BEHIND THIS PARTICULAR TWEET?>>SO I GO ON SOCIAL MEDIA, AND
I LIKE TO– I LIKE TO TALK ABOUT SCIENCE AND STUFF, AND SOMETIMES
FACTS ANNOY PEOPLE. ( LAUGHTER )
AND THE FACTS– PEOPLE, CREATIONISTS WHO BELIEVE THE
EARTH IS, LIKE, 5,000 YEARS OLD.>>Stephen: 6,000 YEARS OLD.>>SORRY, SORRY, MY BAD. RIGHT. ( LAUGHTER )
I LIKE TO SAY THINGS LIKE, “HAPPY BIRTHDAY EARTH, 4.6
BILLION YEARS OLD TODAY.” SO THIS GUY CAME OUT– IT’S A
GENTLEMAN– I LOOKED AT HIS OTHER TWEETS. HE’S A GENTLEMAN FROM TEXAS. I WON’T SAY HIS NAME. HE’S BEEN EMBARRASSED ENOUGH
I JUST RETWEETED IT. AND HE GOT VERY, VERY ANGRY. YOU COULD SEE HE WAS MAD BECAUSE
IT’S ALL IN CAPITALS. EVERYONE– MAD PEOPLE —
>>Stephen: IT’S WRITTEN ON THE BACK SO PEOPLE CAN SEE. CAN WE DO THIS?>>SURE SO– LET ME READ IT. I– I– I WANT YOU TO SAVOR IT. OKAY, OKAY. “YOUR SCIENCE” MY SCIENCE AND
SCIENCE IS SPELL SCIENTS, SCIENCE, LIKE IT’S THE PLURAL OF
SCIENT. YOUR SCIENCE WOWNT HELP YOU,
HE’S TEXTING UP TO A SATELLITE DID&DOWN TO ME SO IT’S SORT OF
HELPING HIM. “YOUR SCIENCE WON’T HELP YOU
WHEN SATAN–,” OF COURSE, HE BELIEVES IN SATAN. WHY WOULDN’T HE? HE BELIEVES GOD MADE THE EARTH
IN SIX DAYS. DO YOU BELIEVE IN SATAN? NO, THAT’S A BIG IRRATIONAL, YOU
KNOW. SO HE BELIEVES IN SATAN, RIGHT. “YOUR SCIENCE WON’T HELP YOU
WHEN SATAN IS RAPING YOUR BRITISH ASS.” HE’S GOT A POINT. BECAUSE IF I– NO, HE HAS– HE
HAS GOT A POINT. ( LAUGHTER )
>>Stephen: UH-HUH, UH-HUH.>>BECAUSE IF I DIE AND I FIND
MYSELF IN HELL BEING RAPED BY SATAN, SCIENCE IS PRETTY MUCH
LET ME DOWN. ( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE )>>Stephen: THAT’S TRUE. THAT’S VERY OPEN MINDED OF YOU.>>YES. BUT THIS IS– SO, SO THIS IS MY
FAVORITE BIT. “YOUR SCIENCE WON’T HELP YOU
WHEN SATAN IS RAPING YOUR BRITISH ASS. I’LL BE LAUGHING.” SO THIS SILLY (BLEEP) IS THERE,
TOO! ( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE ) HE’S THERE! SO HE’S– HE’S– HE’S A
FUNDAMENTALIST CREATIONIST WHO HAS LIVED HIS LIFE BY THE OLD
TESTAMENT. HEIDIZE. HE GOES– HE FINDS HIMSELF IN
HELL. HE SEES ME BEING RAPED AND HE
GOES HA! AND IT CHEERS HIM UP. LIKE, HE’S OVER IT ALREADY.>>Stephen: THAT’S A
COMPLIMENT BECAUSE YOU’RE A COMEDIAN. YOU’RE ACTUALLY MAKING SOMEONE
LAUGH IN HELL.>>I’M AN ABILITYIST COMEDIAN. LIKE SATAN WOULDN’T THROW ME
ASIDE AND BE WITH THE CHRISTIAN IF HE FOUND HIM IN HELL. THAT WOULD BE SATAN’S BEST DAY
EVER. HE WOULDN’T BOTHER WITH ME
ANYMORE. UNBELIEVABLE. THAT’S WHY IT’S MY FAVORITE
TWEET. AND ALL IT WAS RETWEETING IT.>>Stephen: YOU SAID– WHEN
YOU RETWEETED YOU SAID, “I BELIEVE THIS TWEET SHOULD GET A
KNIGHTHOOD.”>>I DID, YES, I DID.>>Stephen: I WANT TO TALK
MORE ABOUT THAT WHEN WE COME BACK. WE HAVE TO TAKE A LITTLE BREAK
RIGHT HERE. STICK AROUND. WE HAVE MORE RICKY GERVAIS.

100 thoughts on “Ricky Gervais Will Know Science Failed Him If He Ever Meets The Devil

  1. Ricky, "I like to talk about science and stuff and sometimes facts annoy people."

    Then he goes on talking about creationists. Ricky the dumbass wants to act as if he knows science somehow missed the word creation in "creationists"? Did the dumbass ever think how we got creation to begin with? What science can the crap for brains have for a natural creation? NONE! But, Ricky loves science and mocking creationists who believe in a supernatural creation done by a supernatural creator. ALL, ALL, ALL the science we know proves creation could have come about ONLY by supernatural means. We KNOW this. So those that think it happened naturally make up their science fiction because it has no proof.

    So Ricky, shove it up your dumb ass that you care about science.

  2. Science didn't fail you.. you failed yourself.. many things science has not found yet, and many things science has yet to change its mind on.

  3. If there is a God, may he strike everyone in this comment section dead.

    …..everyone ok? Everyone good? Good. That's what I thought.

  4. Colbert is a broken-ass record, only "funny" if you're a fanatic anti-Trumper. Gervias is actually funny – to everyone.

  5. I find it odd how television audiences repeatedly regard celebrity atheists as being original and counter to the norm as if there was anything Godly about television or celebritydom to begin with.

  6. Atheists are the kindest people as we would never wish the worst possible outcome for all non atheists. Religious people want all atheists to go to hell.

  7. "2 buttons and ones for pizza " must have been left over from Obama's presidency he loved pizza

  8. Ricky really dumbs it down for liberal Americans. He's so much funnier when he's roasting democrats back in the UK

  9. Ricky "God doesn't exist lol" Gervais
    Ricky "I have a philosophy degree so I know everything about anything" Gervais
    Ricky "Live life like an open wound" Gervais
    The podcasts and xfm were funny though.

  10. Why are Americans obsessed with questioning Ricky over religion vs science. “Mostly” everyone in the UK is atheist. Unlike our American cousins we in the uk are not brainwashed. The usa needs to get over it. Also if they wanna debate over it then get Brian cox on not Ricky. N one more also. How can you be a sjw and be religious? It don’t work

  11. The most ignorant of all people are not non believers/atheists, it's the people who thing Science is against religion

  12. Title: Stephen Colbert, is he somebody the world cares about? Left his trust in Catholicism [visit Northern Ireland, it is great], didn't find God when he… Is he…
    Imagine that, yet WE wouldn't do that, would we now. I don't send atheist into hospitals, trying to "convert" palliative care patients into atheist, but religious people do. I will attack Colbert, cause he attacks others. I'm a counter-striker and I'd sleep his poor excuse for a routine easy. I'll start by saying you will never see your kids again when you die, Jesus is not there for you Stephen.

  13. Ricky nice guy that he is nevertheless uses his fame and fortune to evangelise the humanistic religion of atheism. You don't have to meet the devil to do his work.

  14. Satan is winning, atheism is on the rise. Everything today is an inversion. Mockers and scoffers of Jesus Christ are applauded and revered.
    Ricky Gervais would struggle to be successful in the industry if he were an evangelist for Christ. But Hollywood is full of Luciferians who love blasphemers of Christ. Virtually every movie or tv programme these days uses the name of Jesus in an irreverent way or as a swear word. They don't use the word Mohammed or Buddha as a curse word.
    Atheism is Satan's religion and he has many disciples, including the likes of Dawkins and sadly Gervais who help evangelise his kingdom here on earth and lead people right up to the gates of Hades.

  15. It really tells you everything you need to know, when Hollywood is constantly bashing Trump… if you have good sense.

  16. Ricky,if there is a God,his mind is far above ours,so why don't you assume the position of student and let him find you.

  17. I really want there to be a hell and Ricky to go to it. Sitting upon a mighty throne would be Karl Pilkington dressed in red and black robes. With trainers. He looks down at Ricky. "Alright"…

  18. It just “LOVED”… but accepted…he knows he’s mentally flawed from BIRTH. He knows he’s disabled…he just knows his emotional and intellectual disabilities isn’t wholly transparent at FIRST sight. He has an elitist view of it like he has an elitist view of his socioeconomic status. He thinks he’s not on the same Level as other special needs adults…so because of his socioeconomic status, he dismisses it/ denies it and compensates for it by varies means through his life.

  19. And I’m sure that the Muslims, Budist’s, Hindus, catholic’s, Protestants and the other 2500ish religions also think your going to Hell for not believing in the correct religion 😂😂😂😂😂

  20. Is Colbert in love with Trump? All of two seconds into it and he brings up Trump. Good for Ricky to tell him to f off politely.

  21. when did science become this infallible demi-god for the atheists? they claim to be so enlightened not to fall for what mere men wrote in the bible and were willing to die for but swallow anything hook, line and sinker a mere man says if he is wearing a white coat and says they are a scientist.

  22. A man who makes a living being a silly twat in front of people for attention calling trump a ten year old. Yikes! 😲 Pot, kettle.

  23. i am neutral on the whole religion thing.I've seen no proof of anything. I just watch in fascination at the tribal warfare between christians and muslims sadly play out every year. I will say that if you are still a christian and you believe God Let Allah and the gang have Sept. 11 just for shall we say….the hell of it, then you are precariously delusional.

  24. If Trump tweeted 'I do have them Ricky & I'll use them' nobody would be surprised. Let's get this shit going.

  25. Love Gervais….. He is an awesome actor , love how he approaches all those things that's controversial with the typical British stoicism and bluntness. He is a very interesting human being…. How many people an compare🙄

  26. Not religious but think, Religion: God created everything in six days. Science: First there was nothing, then BANG, there was everything.

  27. The devil made him imagine the fantasy along with the corresponding pleasure by watching a man being sodomized by his imaginary correction officer …the Devil. I'm sure his claim of defense would go something like this; " the devil made me do it". But it's too late asshole , that was Flip Wilson's line. Find another line ya fake christian . But when it comes down to it, are not most of them fake save a few ?

  28. Just saw this video, hmmm? Didn't know Rik tried to nix Don.  In a more recent interview he says Don is great for the US & has done amazing things for the economy, jobs & the wall. Glad to see he can be swayed by facts.

  29. My atheism makes me love people regardless of their ethnicity, sexuality or religion as long as they don’t hat on their fellow humans… of course not all atheists believe the sand things … but I just love my fellow people and don’t wish harm on anyone with love and compassion in their hearts.

    Be kind all ☮️

  30. You can tell the host and audience are Christians they look so scared, its only a matter of time before the theory of everything or some other discovery kills all religions for good.

  31. Stephen Colbert is an idiot…I only watched this because I am a serious Ricky G fan…so in spite of the baiting hack host I watched this…does he have any other material anymore than Trump…

  32. To say u r an Atheist, u say u know there is no God. In reality u r an Agnostic in that u don’t believe in a God but u can’t prove it. To say u r an Atheist is to say u believe w/o proof as u would say of God believers. I was being attacked as a child and a male voice told me how to get out of the situation. I’ve heard it a few times since. There is evil too. If u r in turmoil the door is ajar to it.

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